10. Octopussy

　　Magda: “He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.”
　　Bond: “Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn’t that a little high?”

9. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

　　(A villain chases Bond and skis into a snow-blower, which then sprays red snow.)
　　Bond: “He had a lot of guts!”

8. Thunderball

　　(Whilst placing Fiona Volpe’s body in a chair after she is shot on the dance floor.)
　　Bond: “Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She’s just dead.”

　7. Tomorrow Never Dies

　　(Whilst Bond is in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor.)
　　Bond: “I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.”

6. Casino Royale

　　(As Le Chiffre tortures Bond by striking his testicles with a carpet beater.)
　　Bond: “Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.”

5. Moonraker

　　Bond: “Miss Anders… I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.”

4. Goldfinger

　　(After dropping a lamp into a bathtub to electrocute a henchman.)
　　Bond: “Shocking! Positively shocking!”

　3. Diamonds are Forever

　　Tiffany Case: “I’ll finish dressing.”
　　James Bond as Peter Franks: “Oh please don’t, not on my account.”

　2. Goldfinger

　　Bond: “Who are you?”
　　Pussy: “My name is Pussy Galore.”
　　Bond: “I must be dreaming.”

　1. You Only Live Twice

　　Tiger Tanaka: “Rule number two; in Japan, men come first, women come second.”
　　Bond: “I just might retire here.”